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Some Cute Dog Quotes

  • The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. ~Anonymous
  • Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. ~Ann Landers
  • If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. ~Will Rogers
  • There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. ~Ben Williams
  • A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. ~Josh Billings
  • The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. ~Andy Rooney
  • We give dogs time we can spare, space we ca! n spa r e and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It’s the best deal man has ever made. ~M. Acklam
  • Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. ~Sigmund Freud
  • I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. ~Rita Rudner
  • A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. ~Robert Benchley
  • Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. ~Franklin P. Jones
  • If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. ~James Thurber
  • If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise. (OOPS!! I was wondering about that!) ~Unknown
  • My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money. ~Joe Weinstein
  • Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul — chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth! ~Anne Tyler
  • Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. ~Robert A. Heinlein
  • If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. ~Mark Twain
  • You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’ ~Dave Barry
  • Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. ~Roger Caras
  • If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. ~Phil Pastoret
  • My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am. ~Unknown
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