What a surprise!

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What a surprise!
After the third involuntary month without sex,
I hear my equipment talking to me…

Sit on me! Turn me on! Come to the little mouse! Rub me!
Let me feel your lips! Press me! Make me sharp! Tear me up! Lick me!

😯

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By The Way…

If you see memes that belong to you – don’t get cranky. Just tell me, and I’ll either remove them immediately or give you credit and a link – whichever you prefer.

Be Merry!


I think it's time to go shopping... maybe even buy some really cool stuff at my online shops!!

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