Jesus Loves You. Published April 4, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers Jesus Loves You. Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole. 😈
So, if guns don’t kill Published April 4, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers So, if guns don’t kill people, people kill people… Does that mean toasters don’t toast toast, toast toast toast 😉
If you are going to be petty Published April 4, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers If you are going to be petty at least be Tom Petty 😉
Oh, I really wish I could, Published March 13, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers Oh, I really wish I could, but I don’t want to. 😐
Thanks so much Published November 7, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers Thanks so much for that update about your super busy life… nobody has ever gone to work, the gym and made dinner in one day. How DO you do it? 🙄
I’ve got an inspirational quote Published October 28, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers I’ve got an inspirational quote for you: Get the fuck over it!
Thank you Published October 28, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers Thank you for posting all of your inspirational quotes… I have one for you too! Go fuck yourself!
Thank God! Published October 24, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers Thank God you posted that inspirational quote. My depression, stress, and anxieties have all MAGICALLY disappeared.
Happy Birthday Published October 22, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers Happy Birthday Now you’re one year closer to dying 👿
Tell Me About It Published October 22, 2016 | By shirleytwofeathers No, no, go ahead tell me all about how terrible your non-interfering God is. 😮
By The Way… If you see memes that belong to you – don’t get cranky. Just tell me, and I’ll either remove them immediately or give you credit and a link – whichever you prefer.