Scuba Diving in Ireland
A visiting tourist asks an Irishman:
“Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?”
To which the Irishman replies:
“If they fell forwards, they’d still be in the fuckin boat.”
As we change the diaper
The diaper also changes us
A – 10’s
are born, not made
Here, we see the baby F-16
cleaning parasites from his older cousin,
the attack helicopter.
Point of View
69% of people can find something dirty in everything
When the lights come on in the club
What a surprise!
After the third involuntary month without sex,
I hear my equipment talking to me…
Sit on me! Turn me on! Come to the little mouse! Rub me!
Let me feel your lips! Press me! Make me sharp! Tear me up! Lick me!
Click ok to receive $136,000,000,000
from Mr. Gates of Microshaft
No, the purple heart is for being wounded.
This one is for getting turned into a squirrel.