A baby sitter once tried to
place me in “time out”
I ate her liver with some fava
beans and a nice Chianti.
Happy Plane Got Fat
But is still happy to kill you and everyone you love.
Just a little turbulence folks.
Actually, I’m a dog so we’re all going to die.
Back up Back up !!!
Whut’s going on there?
What’s the holdup at the front? guys? Whut’s happening?
Christmas is cancelled!
It seems after you told Santa you’d been good this year,
he died laughing
I watched a vampire movie once.
My favorite character was the sun…
Only 998 likes. I”m going to have to kill that little girl with cancer.
by a boring meeting
Now, because of your stupidity,
an innocent shoe must die.
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