I don’t know Published May 3, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers “I don’t know where I would be without life alert.” On the floor.
Testing testing Published May 3, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers TESTING TESTING Check 1, 2… Is this thing on? 🙂
I hate using this touch pad Published April 25, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers I hate using this touch pad but I have to because I ate the mouse 😆
We’re home! Published April 25, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers We’re home! Oh no… I left the dog in the dryer… 😛
Ninja Cat Published April 25, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers Ninja cat, Ninja cat does whatever a ninja cat does. 😀
Strength 0 Published April 25, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers STRENGTH 0 In addition to the -20 penalty to strength, Otto’s Irresistible Television Program also enthralls the target and conjures beer. 😉
I don’t always have Published April 25, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers I don’t always have loud violent sex with the neighbor cat but when I do, its outside your window at 3 in the morning 😆
When you didn’t do Published April 25, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers When you didn’t do the homework till the last minute and stayed up all night to do it 😉
Nothing like waiting Published April 25, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers Nothing like waiting until the last minute Good Job 😈
I’m so stressed out Published April 23, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers I’m so stressed out over being stressed out that I can’t even remember why I’m stressed out… and it’s stressing me out! 😆
I didn’t brush my hair Published April 4, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers I didn’t brush my hair this morning and I’m still more fabulous than you. 😉
The little engine that could… Published April 4, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers The little engine that could… exploded killing 26 people… Good 😈
For the love of God Published April 4, 2017 | By shirleytwofeathers For the love of God, turn the page. You are like the slowest reader ever. 😆
By The Way… If you see memes that belong to you – don’t get cranky. Just tell me, and I’ll either remove them immediately or give you credit and a link – whichever you prefer.